Cersei Lannister: My Father's A Practical Man. He Appreciates Facts. Petyr Baelish: Myself, I Often Find Them A Hindrance.

Cersei Lannister: My father's a practical man. He appreciates facts. Petyr Baelish: Myself, I often find them a hindrance.

Tyrion Lannister: It's Hard To Say Which Of The Four Of Us Is Getting The Worst Of This Arrangement. Probably Sansa. Though Loras Will Certainly Come To Know A Deep And Singular Misery. Cersei Lannister: Father Doesn't Discriminate. We're All Being Shipped Off To Hell Together.

Tyrion Lannister: It's hard to say which of the four of us is getting the worst of this arrangement. Probably Sansa. Though Loras wil...

Cersei Lannister: Bit Of A Comedown From Chamber Of The Hand. But Then I Don't Suppose You Need Much Room. Tyrion Lannister: Grand Maester Pycelle Made The Same Joke. You Must Be Proud To Be As Funny As A Man Whose Balls Brush His Knees.

Cersei Lannister: Bit of a comedown from chamber of the Hand. But then I don't suppose you need much room. Tyrion Lannister: Grand Ma...

He's Attacked One Of My Brothers And Abducted The Other. I Should Wear The Armor And You The Gown.

He's attacked one of my brothers and abducted the other. I should wear the armor and you the gown.

The Only Way To Keep The Small Folk Loyal Is To Make Certain They Fear You More Than They Do The Enemy.

The only way to keep the small folk loyal is to make certain they fear you more than they do the enemy.

When A Man's Blood Is Up, Anything With Tits Looks Good.

When a man's blood is up, anything with tits looks good.

Someday, You'll Sit On The Throne, And The Truth Will Be What You Make It.

Someday, you'll sit on the throne, and the truth will be what you make it.

Cersei Lannister: My Father's A Practical Man. He Appreciates Facts. Petyr Baelish: Myself, I Often Find Them A Hindrance.

Cersei Lannister: My father's a practical man. He appreciates facts. Petyr Baelish: Myself, I often find them a hindrance.

Tyrion Lannister: It's Hard To Say Which Of The Four Of Us Is Getting The Worst Of This Arrangement. Probably Sansa. Though Loras Will Certainly Come To Know A Deep And Singular Misery. Cersei Lannister: Father Doesn't Discriminate. We're All Being Shipped Off To Hell Together.

Tyrion Lannister: It's hard to say which of the four of us is getting the worst of this arrangement. Probably Sansa. Though Loras wil...

Cersei Lannister: Bit Of A Comedown From Chamber Of The Hand. But Then I Don't Suppose You Need Much Room. Tyrion Lannister: Grand Maester Pycelle Made The Same Joke. You Must Be Proud To Be As Funny As A Man Whose Balls Brush His Knees.

Cersei Lannister: Bit of a comedown from chamber of the Hand. But then I don't suppose you need much room. Tyrion Lannister: Grand Ma...

He's Attacked One Of My Brothers And Abducted The Other. I Should Wear The Armor And You The Gown.

He's attacked one of my brothers and abducted the other. I should wear the armor and you the gown.

The Only Way To Keep The Small Folk Loyal Is To Make Certain They Fear You More Than They Do The Enemy.

The only way to keep the small folk loyal is to make certain they fear you more than they do the enemy.

When A Man's Blood Is Up, Anything With Tits Looks Good.

When a man's blood is up, anything with tits looks good.

Someday, You'll Sit On The Throne, And The Truth Will Be What You Make It.

Someday, you'll sit on the throne, and the truth will be what you make it.

Tyrion May Be A Monster, But At Least He Killed Our Father On Purpose. You Killed Him By Mistake With Stupidity.

Tyrion may be a monster, but at least he killed our father on purpose. You  killed him by mistake with stupidity.

Cersei Lannister: You're Going To Dorne. A One-Handed Man. Alone. Jaime Lannister: Who Said I Was Going Alone?

Cersei Lannister: You're going to Dorne. A one-handed man. Alone. Jaime Lannister: Who said I was going alone?

Tyrion May Be A Monster, But At Least He Killed Our Father On Purpose. You Killed Him By Mistake With Stupidity.

Tyrion may be a monster, but at least he killed our father on purpose. You  killed him by mistake with stupidity.

Cersei Lannister: You're Going To Dorne. A One-Handed Man. Alone. Jaime Lannister: Who Said I Was Going Alone?

Cersei Lannister: You're going to Dorne. A one-handed man. Alone. Jaime Lannister: Who said I was going alone?