Robert Arryn: Can I Make The Little Man Fly Now? Tyrion Lannister: Not This Little Man. This Little Man Is Going Home.

Robert Arryn: Can I make the little man fly now? Tyrion Lannister: Not this little man. This little man is going home.

Tyrion Lannister: It's Hard To Say Which Of The Four Of Us Is Getting The Worst Of This Arrangement. Probably Sansa. Though Loras Will Certainly Come To Know A Deep And Singular Misery. Cersei Lannister: Father Doesn't Discriminate. We're All Being Shipped Off To Hell Together.

Tyrion Lannister: It's hard to say which of the four of us is getting the worst of this arrangement. Probably Sansa. Though Loras wil...

Cersei Lannister: Bit Of A Comedown From Chamber Of The Hand. But Then I Don't Suppose You Need Much Room. Tyrion Lannister: Grand Maester Pycelle Made The Same Joke. You Must Be Proud To Be As Funny As A Man Whose Balls Brush His Knees.

Cersei Lannister: Bit of a comedown from chamber of the Hand. But then I don't suppose you need much room. Tyrion Lannister: Grand Ma...

Jon Snow: I'm Sorry To See You Leave, Lannister. Tyrion Lannister: It's Either Me Or This Cold, And It Doesn't Appear To Be Going Anywhere.

Jon Snow: I'm sorry to see you leave, Lannister. Tyrion Lannister: It's either me or this cold, and it doesn't appear to be g...

Impossible As It Seems, There Was A Time When I Was Unaccustomed To Wine.

Impossible as it seems, there was a time when I was unaccustomed to wine.

Petyr Baelish: I Hear You Owe That Boy A Significant Debt. Tyrion Lannister: Only My Life. Not All That Significant, I'm Afraid.

Petyr Baelish: I hear you owe that boy a significant debt. Tyrion Lannister: Only my life. Not all that significant, I'm afraid.

Tyrion Lannister: Stannis Has More Infantry, More Ships, More Horses. What Do We Have? Bronn: There's That Mind Of Yours You Keep Going On About. Tyrion Lannister: Well, L've Never Actually Been Able To Kill People With It. Bronn: Good Thing. L'd Be Out Of A Job.

Tyrion Lannister: Stannis has more infantry, more ships, more horses. What do we have? Bronn: There's that mind of yours you keep goi...

Tyrion Lannister: And Here We Have Bronn, Son Of... Bronn: You Wouldn't Know Him.

Tyrion Lannister: And here we have Bronn, son of... Bronn: You wouldn't know him.

My Father's Probably The Most Powerful Man In The Country. Certainly The Richest. He Has All Seven Kingdoms In His Pockets. Everyone Everywhere Always Has To Do Exactly What My Father Says. He's Always Been A C**T.

My father's probably the most powerful man in the country. Certainly the richest. He has all seven kingdoms in his pockets. Everyone ...

It's Not Slander If It's True.

It's not slander if it's true.

Lysa Arryn: He Killed Your Father. He Murdered The Hand Of The King! Tyrion Lannister: Oh, Did I Kill Him Too? I've Been A Very Busy Man.

Lysa Arryn: He killed your father. He murdered the Hand of the King! Tyrion Lannister: Oh, did I kill him too? I've been a very busy ...

If The Day Ever Comes When You're Tempted To Sell Me Out, Remember This, Whatever Their Price, I'll Beat It. I Like Living.

If the day ever comes when you're tempted to sell me out, remember this, whatever their price, I'll beat it. I like living.

Jon Snow: You're Tyrion Lannister, The Queen's Brother? Tyrion Lannister: My Greatest Accomplishment.

Jon Snow: You're Tyrion Lannister, the queen's brother? Tyrion Lannister: My greatest accomplishment.

Tyrion Lannister: Do You Know What It's Like To Stuff Your Shit Through One Of Those Airholes? Lord Varys: No, I Only Know What It's Like To Pick Up Your Shit And Throw It Overboard.

Tyrion Lannister: Do you know what it's like to stuff your shit through one of those airholes? Lord Varys: No, I only know what it...

Tyrion Lannister: A Drunken Dwarf Will Never Be The Savior Of The Seven Kingdoms. Lord Varys: I Don't Believe In Saviors. I Believe Men Of Talent Have A Part To Play In The War To Come.

Tyrion Lannister: A drunken dwarf will never be the savior of the Seven Kingdoms. Lord Varys: I don't believe in saviors. I believe m...

The Powerful Have Always Preyed On The Powerless. That's How They Became Powerful In The First Place.

The powerful have always preyed on the powerless. That's how they became powerful in the first place.

Robert Arryn: Can I Make The Little Man Fly Now? Tyrion Lannister: Not This Little Man. This Little Man Is Going Home.

Robert Arryn: Can I make the little man fly now? Tyrion Lannister: Not this little man. This little man is going home.

Tyrion Lannister: It's Hard To Say Which Of The Four Of Us Is Getting The Worst Of This Arrangement. Probably Sansa. Though Loras Will Certainly Come To Know A Deep And Singular Misery. Cersei Lannister: Father Doesn't Discriminate. We're All Being Shipped Off To Hell Together.

Tyrion Lannister: It's hard to say which of the four of us is getting the worst of this arrangement. Probably Sansa. Though Loras wil...

Cersei Lannister: Bit Of A Comedown From Chamber Of The Hand. But Then I Don't Suppose You Need Much Room. Tyrion Lannister: Grand Maester Pycelle Made The Same Joke. You Must Be Proud To Be As Funny As A Man Whose Balls Brush His Knees.

Cersei Lannister: Bit of a comedown from chamber of the Hand. But then I don't suppose you need much room. Tyrion Lannister: Grand Ma...

Jon Snow: I'm Sorry To See You Leave, Lannister. Tyrion Lannister: It's Either Me Or This Cold, And It Doesn't Appear To Be Going Anywhere.

Jon Snow: I'm sorry to see you leave, Lannister. Tyrion Lannister: It's either me or this cold, and it doesn't appear to be g...